SAN FRANCISCO – Jason “Where the White Women At” Won and Steve “Where the Asian Women At” Clarence had a recent celebrity sighting in San Francisco.
The two Upsilon brothers from the early 1990s were bar-hopping (what a surprise) in the City by the Bay in August and ran into no less than “The Spiderman” – former Lakers and Pistons great John Salley.
Salley, now a host on the “Best Damn Sports Show,” was hanging out at a bar and went outside to puff on a cigar. Jason led Steve outside to go meet the Spiderman. The three began talking and Jason asked about why Tom Arnold was a chump and what was up with all of Michael Irvin’s pimp suits. The three bonded but soon a hot blondie came out to hang on the Spiderman’s tentacles.
However, the Spiderman was gracious with his new friends and introduced to them the young lassie with, “These are my friends, Jason and Steve. We go way back.” It’s only 45 minutes, but in the rock-star world these three friends now occupy, that’s a lifetime!
Jason works at Stanford and spends most of his time downloading info on his World Champion Spurs from ESPN.com. He recently moved to San Francisco and ran into Jay Ross at the Last Day Saloon in the city. The two downed Pabst Blue Ribbons at $3.00 a bottle while watching the Police cover band “Stung” and the U2 cover band “Zoo Station.”
Jay and Jason also are planning a tour of Germany for the 2006 World Cup. The “Patton Express, Part II” will storm the beaches of Normandy and cross the Rhine once again to lead America to victory and another V-E Day in the Summer of 2006. We’ll meet the Rooskies at the Elbe, chug some steins of doppelbock while leading the uprising from the Hofbrau Haus in Munchen!
The “Big Red One” — in memory of “Ol’ Blood and Guts” himself! — will ride again on the heels and feet of the 14-year-old phenom “Fast” Freddy Adu (3 goals v. South Korea’s U-17!) and former Bruins goalie and current Premier League phenom Brad Friedel!